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Speaker Dialogue

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
Alright... I'm going all in~ Come at me if you can!
Amidst the sounds of keyboards, flapping papers, and voices...
Sounded a song too cheery for an Office like this place.

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
Yes...! That's what I'm talking about~
The child looks thrilled and enthused, unlike everyone else whose brows are burrowed.
On her screen is an online casino game that is said to be pretty popular in the side of the Backstreets where the child's Office is.
The child seems to be deeply into this game lately.

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
Alright... I just need one good card...

Rosespanner Workshop
Concerned Employee
Um, boss...

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
...Huh? I'm trynna focus here, can it wait a bit?

Rosespanner Workshop
Concerned Employee
It can't wait. I need you to check this...
Could that be the child's subordinate? Speaking to the child with a rather grumpy voice, the employee held a stack of paper in their arms.

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
Bah. c'mon...

Rosespanner Workshop
Concerned Employee
Here, I've got five days' worth of document awaiting your approval. Read them quickly, and...

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
HERE IT IS!!!!!!
...The scream silenced the various noises that had filled the Office for a second.

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
I've got it, I've got the thing! Check this out, babe! Royal. Straight. Flush!

Rosespanner Workshop
Concerned Employee
...What's that?

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
You wanna know? That's the sound of three months' salary for everyone here rolling into my account.

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
Aighty~ Listen up, everybody! I just...
No one in the Office pays attention to the child, but she goes on anyway.
...The employee next to her whose patience was reaching its limit also went on.

Rosespanner Workshop
Concerned Employee
Boss! The work isn't going anywhere without your stamp on the papers! You need to work!

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
Yeesh, you're so loud! Why are you like that~
The child finally turned to face the nagging employee.

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
Lemme see... Approvals? You know I approve 'em most of the time, don't you? I even gave you my stamp!

Rosespanner Workshop
Concerned Employee
Still, there are procedures to...

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
Meh, what good are procedures in our teeny tiny workshop? We have to outsource everything 'cause we don't have the space to do anything!

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
And I gotta say... You think I'm not working? I'm the one who's bringing in the jobs, y'know~

Rosespanner Workshop
Concerned Employee
...And those jobs are piling up on our desks.

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
That's not the rep's job to care~ Counting on my lovely staff, I am~

Rosespanner Workshop
Concerned Employee
......

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
And also, I've never once had any of your salaries in arrears! Ain't I doing enough?

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
Ope, it's time for outdoor work. Aight, make way for the boss~ I'm about to get some work done as you pleaded!
Leaving being the stunned employee, the child stormed out.
...People have different definitions about what makes a good leader.
To that employee, at least, the child must seem totally inept.
And yet...

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
Huzzah~!
The child was undoubtedly excellent at her "outdoor work".
It was thanks to her superb ability to "tune up" that her workshop has never been wanting for work.
And her roguish magnetism made it that much easier to expand the workshop's customer base. She climbed to the seat of the representative because she was capable.
A diamond rolling on a mudhill is still a diamond, as they say.

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
Aight... That's a wrap for this one... Haah, I need jobs with better pay...
The child didn't want to care about the details, but she wanted her Office to grow, nonetheless...
Perhaps that effort has paid off.

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
Oh? K Corp... A request from the Nest?

Rosespanner Workshop
Rodion
...Hunh, this one's a request for "scrapping", not tuning up... Hm, guess it's time for a bit of workout~
It looks like the child has run into one hell of a job.


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